allies

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

Allied Nations to the Glowers Club * Midov * KiwiFarms * Nerds In Space * This Is Joe's Site * pp13 Fallen nations * Nobody Has The Biz * Ordo Evangelistarum Notice! Any far left idealogues, regressive leftists, communists, furries, pedophiles, or other undesirables using this list as a list of those to ban or target will be themselves targeted. This is your only warning.

art

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

Glowers Art/Memes I'll post every single glowers meme since the art rooms creation on this page - fuckjuice Adolf Honkler Albie AlterBoyBand AVF bigsip Bronze butterbutt dewl Draestyn Ebola ernie fuckjuice

autismsandwich

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

This article is of low quality and is in the works

AutismSandwich One of the very first lolcows, fuckjuice and him shared a straight man sperg relationship and that's where the humour was derived from.

bigsip

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

bigsip Age:Old enough for youGender:Die a Chad or Live as an incelOccupation:Wahmen respectorMood:Honkpilled Famous hater of women, hitting himself in the face until he either dies, becomes a libtard, or looks like an arno breker statue. The bigsip equation: women hated? = Good mornings given.

butterbutt

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

butterbutt Age: Zoomer Gender: Chad Occupation: NEET Status: Active The Glowers' resident butter lover, cozy centrist, and cute poster. Official ambassador of Joe. Everyone is mega jealous of his based qt3.14 e gf. they broke up lmao <…

cdcode

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

cdcode Race:WelshSexuality:FindomOccupation:Beaver's footstoolKnown aliases:crossdresscode, cdchode, cdsimp The lowest of the low, a simp for an [e-girl], and not just any e-girl, an [ugly] [drug addict] married one in her 50s. He spends his days gleefully watching her blogposts in rdp,

divine_intellect

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

It's "Divine Intellect" DivineNoIntellect2 intSpectrum AlignmentFtMMXID@karma:cheater.team (formerly @divineintellect:calamari.space) Retard

donaldsarmy

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-27T00:52:48+00:00

RIP DonaldsArmy 2020 Dec 20 - 2021 Jan 9

enemies

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

Enemies of der glower The glower has many enemies, the most prominent being that of der jannie however there are others that hold a similar level of hatred towards glowers. matrix.org Matrix.org is a matrix homeserver run by the same people you'd find complaining about white people on

epic

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

RIP DonaldsArmy 2020 Dec 20 - 2021 Jan 9

Epic: How NOT to Join Matrix Nationality:Amercan-Israeli dual citizenSexuality:Gay for MIGA cockOccupation:Boomer Admin and Qanon SpergMXID@epic:matrix.donaldsarmy.usGlow LevelVISIBLE FROM URANUS (This article was originally written by and from the perspective of q, but has…

fuckjuice

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

FuckJuice Proud leader of the glorious glowers club. Fan Comments “A lot of people ask me about FuckJuice. I just smile and laugh. I first met FuckJuice at the post office. He was snorting lines of some powder off the urinal in the gender neutral bathroom. If you had asked me at the moment if that person would be my friend, I would have given a resoundingly affirmative NO. But through the days he has grown on me. I no longer ask to see his identification papers since each time he presents d…

glowers_club

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

Glowers Club The glowers club is a place for gentlemen to take seats grab cigars and puff away, founded by st romanticus and lead by fuckjuice, while q does tech nigger stuff on the side. The current aim fuckjuice has for the club is to have fun, build a community of world-class gentlemen and troll people for lols. We're just here to have a laugh mate no need to go crying to matrix HQ wah wah they won't stop inviting me to their club, just join you silly wanker and get turned from an overweight…

glowers_guard

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

Glowers Guard Hobbies: Running Size: 4kb. (48.8MiB running) Sexuality: Glowmosexual MXID: ??? Glowers Guard is a robot developed by an autistic free software extremist known as q who has committed atrocities towards fellow man, nigger and ape in the name of free software and The GNU Foundation. Glowers Guard exists with one sole purpose: to spam janitors and homeserver admins into the glowers room so FuckJuice can insult them and berate them until they leave, …

grin

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

Grin Race:BurugarianAge:heh, older than you kidMood:n-not madMental state:InsaneDere:Tsundere Insane man, broken English, believes being online for longer than you is something to respect [BUCKO], tries doing that pseudo intellectual I've got you all figured out kid thing,

handrub

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

Handrub Hobbies: BTFOing carl Size: 1Mib. (24 MiB running) Sexuality: rape Religion: Admin abuse MXID: @abuse:glowers.club Handrub is a handrubbing robot developed by infamous white supremacist and white sharia advocate Jonathan Aryan Jafari, also known as Jontron. The main purpose of the bot was to make

ixkike

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

ixkike Race:JewishSexuality:HimselfOccupation:JanitorMXID:@ixquick111:matrix.org This article is a work in progress. Sketchy powermod kike who seized control of a community that isn't his. The Ixkike Story by Adolf Honkler IxQuick is an armless, legless, tater tot body shaped veteran of all Jewish wars for Israel. After an unfortunate IED accident, the newly quadriplegic IxQuick settled into reddit as one /u/ixquick111. During the Great Purging of Reddit, IXQuick migrated from the plebian la…

jannies

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-27T01:12:33+00:00

Jannies Jordan Peterson on Jannies

>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the lar…

kakol

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

Jon Hobbies: Developing Handrub, Rubbing hands Ethics: Ethics? Employer: CIA Big Guy? For you. Religion: Admin abuse Jonathan “Aryan” Jafari (citation needed) is a 6'4 software developer with a massive penis from Iran. Tech lead of Bigot INC and Head Developer for ^{(he is^{(citation NOT needed because everyone knows he is)})}

matrix

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

Matrix (protocol) Matrix (powerword: gaytricks) is a poorly designed webshit IRC ripoff, not to be confused with [Gaytricks] the homeserver which is far more entertaining and interesting to read about. ---------- Matrix has two “selling """"""""features""""""""

matrix_org

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

This article is of low quality and is in the works

[Matrix] (Homeserver) Matrix ^{(also known as: gaytricks, morg)} is not only a public matrix homeserver, but the official homeserver of the matrix protocol, similar to how mastodon.social is the official instance of mastodon, and also …

mmjd

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2026-04-19T20:53:13+00:00

MilkManzJourDaddy Race:IndianSexuality:HomogayOccupation:JanitorMXID:@MilkManzJourDaddy:matrix.org (This article was originally written by and from the perspective of fuckjuice, but has since been touched up by other editors) MilkManzJourDaddy (mmjd for short) aka MilkManzJourJannie has to be by far the most autistic user on all of matrix consequently he earns the title of the best lolcow. To begin he has a

neevo

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

Neevo Age:BoomerGender:BloatmaxxerOccupation:ADL employeeAffiliations:Buffets, Japanese are white & Boyd Rice Murdered Glowers Guard but was graciously shown mercy.

niggers

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

This article is of low quality and is in the works

Niggers Hobbies: burning whypepos shit, eating kfc Sexuality: gay because who the fuck would date a negroid Religion: gorilla Niggers ^{(people of the color of poo^(POTCOP))} are a common enemy type in urban levels. Whil…

q

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

q Just some tech nigger dog on the internet. Fan Comments “Schrödinger's sexuality: The person reading this is gay” --- kakol 2019/09/10 17:36

raids

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

we raid people oh yeah yeah Visual representation of the glowers matrix HQ raid

romanticus

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2024-11-26T03:19:28+00:00

Very important chart
Good	Butter