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+======= Jon =======
+^ {{ :joninterject.jpg?200 |}} ^^
+^  Hobbies: |Developing Handrub, Rubbing hands|
+^  Ethics: |Ethics?|
+^  Employer: |CIA|
+^  Big Guy? |For you.|
+^  Religion: |Admin abuse|
+Jonathan "Aryan" Jafari <sup>(citation needed)</sup> is a 6'4 software developer with a massive penis from Iran. Tech lead of Bigot INC and Head Developer for [[:handrub|Handrub]].
+===== Early Life =====
+Born in Tel Aviv, Jon spent his teens in the family attic learning how to code in Assembly. During the holocaust, his family moved to the united states under new identities.
+===== Life Achievements =====
+  * Calling [[:matrix_org|Travis]] a faggot <html><sup>(he is<sup>(citation NOT needed because everyone knows he is)</sup>)</sup></html>
+  * Founding the [[based|Based Department]], alongside [[bigot_inc|Bigot INC]]
+  * Single-handedly achieving peace between the [[glowers_club|Glowers]] and [[ixkike|Ixquick]]
+  * Creating [[handrub|Handrub]].
+  * Operating the best matrix rooms <sup>(confirmed by a trusted source)</sup>
+  * Causing spergs to be extremely assmad
+  * Having a massive penis

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