Hobbies:	Developing Handrub, Rubbing hands
Ethics:	Ethics?
Employer:	CIA
Big Guy?	For you.
Religion:	Admin abuse

Jonathan “Aryan” Jafari ^{(citation needed)} is a 6'4 software developer with a massive penis from Iran. Tech lead of Bigot INC and Head Developer for Handrub.

Born in Tel Aviv, Jon spent his teens in the family attic learning how to code in Assembly. During the holocaust, his family moved to the united states under new identities.

• Calling Travis a faggot ^{(he is(citation NOT needed because everyone knows he is))}
• Founding the Based Department, alongside Bigot INC
• Single-handedly achieving peace between the Glowers and Ixquick
• Creating Handrub.
• Operating the best matrix rooms ^{(confirmed by a trusted source)}
• Causing spergs to be extremely assmad
• Having a massive penis